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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first class..
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction. - General Douglas MacArthur..
Two accounting partners were so busy in their practice that they only occasionally had enough time t..
A Boeing 747's wingspan is longer than the Wright brothers' first flight...
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool at the ba..
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be fel..
A man, called to testify at the Inland Revenue, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear...
I count myself in nothing else so happy as in a soul rememb'ring my good friends. - William ..
Three accountants walk into a bar and each orders a beer. They raised their glasses and make a toast..
A partner is discussing ethics policy with his manager. He says, “We take ethics very seri..
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older...
Wisdom is ofttimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar. - William Wordsworth..
An architect, an artist and an accountant were discussing whether it was better to spend time with t..
Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow. - James Dean..
City boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for £100. The fa..
"Owners of capital will stimulate the working class to buy more and more of expensive goods, houses ..
We are all of us failures, at the least the best of us are. James M Barrie..
A trainee accountant joined the headquarters of a large firm. He was a graduate from a famous un..
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning...
"The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it." - D..
A solicitor husband and his accountant wife had their 20 years marriage anniversary. They both w..
'It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.' - Mick Jagger..
that you're more likely to be stung by a bee on a windy day than any other...
You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try. Beverley Sills..
Three accountants walk into a bar and each orders a beer. They raise their glasses and make a toast...
The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack ..
A Chartered Accountant is discussing ethics policy with his manager. He says "We take ethics ver..
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall. Confucious..
An architect, an artist and an accountant were discussing whether it was better to spend time wi..
Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows. David T Wolf..
City boy Kenny moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for £100. The f..
It is not possible to tickle yourself. The cerebellum, a part of the brain, warns the rest of the br..
Taxman to Sherlock Holmes. "Seems like you have been making too many deductions, Mr Holmes"..
that banging your head against a brick wall uses up 150 calories an hour...
that a cockroach will live for nine days after it loses it's head before it starves to death...
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. Zsa ZSa Gabor..
After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done. Anon ..
I'm delighted to be able to tell you that we won an award at the prestigious H M Revenue and Customs..
'Love' in the sense of no score in tennis dates to 1792 and means 'playing for love' or in other wor..
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin..
there is only ONE word in the English language with THREE CONSECUTIVE SETS OF DOUBLE LETTERS and..
We are what we what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit. Aris..