17-Feb-2012
Two accounting partners were so busy in their practice that they only occasionally had enough time to even wave ‘hi’ to each other as they passed on their way to their respective offices. At one point they decided to schedule lunch together to catch each other up on their latest and greatest work. As they both sat down and unfurled their menus, one of the partners suddenly started up and said, “I have to leave immediately!” The other partner looked him in the eye and said, “Whatever for?” “I left the safe open back in the office!” The other partner shrugged and looked back at his menu. “What are you worried about? We're both here.”