Joke of the Week

A doctor and an accountant had a car accident, on a small country road.  The accountant had assumed that nobody else would be on the road and had raced through a stop sign. The doctor, on a crossroad, had no time to react and couldn’t have missed the accountant if he tried. Fortunately neither driver was hurt.

The accountant, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken, helped him from his battered car and offered him a drink from a hip flask. The doctor accepted, took a deep drink and handed the flask back to the accountant.  The accountant held the flask for a minute or two and gave it to the doctor again. The doctor took another swig. He again returned the flask to the accountant, who closed it and put it away.

"Aren't you going to have a drink yourself?" asked the doctor.

"Not now," answered the accountant. "I'll have something after the police leave."