Joke of the Week

An accountant walked into a bar and ordered two Bloody Marys, a Black Russian, three Fluffy Ducks, a Long Island Iced Tea and a beer. As the barman poured each of the drinks the accountant would scull them straight down and wait eagerly for the next. When the accountant finished the beer the bartender shook his head in amazement.

"I should not have all that to drink considering what I have got," said the accountant.

"Why, what do you have?" asked the barman.

The accountant replied, "Twenty pence."