Joke of the Week

Bill the accountant and two associates were going to an audit one day. They parked their car and got out. Then Bill realized that the keys were still in the car and the doors were locked.

"What are we going to do?" said Bill.

One accountant said, "Well, we could get a coat hanger and try to unlock the door."

The second accountant said, "We could try to pry the door open."

Bill replied, "Well, whatever you do, you'd better hurry. A storm is coming and the top is still down."